[	mood	|	mellow	]
[	music	|	el pus	]

i'm sorry for ignoring you journal...

i promise it won't happen again....even though it probably will.

summer is fun.  i like seeing old friends, but i miss life at millersville.  only a little more than a month and i'll be back at school.  hooray.

hmmm...what else?...

i got nothing.  i'm so bad to you journal...why do you keep taking me back?

its official...i hit rock bottom.  i'm talking to my journal.

next update will be better.

[	mood	|	amused	]
[	music	|	jimmy eat world	]

this is me updating

and having nothing really important to say

these journals are silly...

all most as silly as a one legged midget riding a unicycle...

tee hee....

[	mood	|	tired	]
[	music	|	incubus	]

#346 and #347 why i'm going to hell...

ok, so i have wellness class, and for those who don't know its like gym/health gone crazy.  anyway, since there are so many amish people around MU, there are these 2 amish girls in my class...and we were playing tag the other day, cause thats what we do in college level gym class, TAG!  soooo, i was it, and of course me being the fat kid i am i couldnt really get anyone. then i saw the one amish girl and noticed she was being bogged down by her dress that was down to her ankles.  that was when i decided the amish girl was going to be my victim...so yes, me being the lazy kid i am i tagged the amish girl.  oh well, atleast she wasnt in a wheel chair..

the other reason i'm going to hell is today in my intro to communicology class, theres this blind kid.  before i go on let me say #1 i didnt tag him and #2 i really do commend him for going to college and actually living on campus, it is really amazing what he is doing.  anyway, we were watching a movie and the prof said "ok, let me turn on the lights" and she proceeds to turn them on.  after she did, the blind, or seeing impared kid goes "i think the light bulbs are broken, i still can't see".  from that point, i was holding back my laughter soo hard cause i didnt know if i was aloud to laugh, cause no one else was really laughing.  i wanted to laugh so bad cause i thought it was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time, cause he said what a lot of us were thinking...or atleast me...

bah oh well...i would just like to apologize to the amish girl and the seeing imparied kid...wait...its not like either of them can read this....i'm sorry i can't help myself.  i'm going to hell, i'm evil.

there goes my new years resolution of laughing with the handicapped...not at...

but really, i do commend the amish girl and the seeing impaired guy for going to college...it takes a lot of courage.  still doesnt change te fact that i'm going to hell.

here i come satan...

[	mood	|	enraged	]
[	music	|	bah	]

                         WANTED:

Name: Doug Brien

Reason: Breaking hearts of Jet fans by missing 2 game winng field goals

i want his head on a platter...

back to my sulking...

[	mood	|	pleased	]
[	music	|	at the drive in	]

its been a little while...my bad

see what happened was some guy bet me i couldnt drink a gallon of paint, but i told him i could.  i did it then went into a coma for a bit.  i think it was because it was green paint.  man...

christmas break was fun...except the last couple of days when we lost power...bah.  see, the news told everyone it was due to the wicked ice storm, but i know the real reason:  giraffes.  no joke.

oh yeah, new years was fun to, but i got tired and took a nap in my car:

enough jibba jabba. 

later.

[	mood	|	amused	]
[	music	|	less than jake	]

with the close of my first semester of college approaching, i would like to reflect on the past three months.

the events that transpired:

3 lost student ID's...oops...15 bucks to replace too....i suck

good grades....hooray

consuming ceratin beverages...

good concerts...

unicorns...

ahhh good times, go to college kids.

i would definitely have to say that i couldn't imagine any other way to spend three months...i made a lot of new good friends as well as kept a lot of the good friends that also came to Millersville, and i still love all my home friends more than chocolate covered midgets.  thank you to all my friends...everyone.

much love.

later.

[	mood	|	silly	]
[	music	|	michael bolton...	]

i am updating at 12:10 AM...why?  i dont have to go to class tomorrow morning!  that makes me so excited i just want to cover my self from head to toe in purple ketchup.

anywho, with all my free time, time for some pics.  first, the what to hell happened to us pic of me and alex:

so young, so much potential...see kids, this is why you shouldn't eat rubber cement...

next, i'm a fan of these next couple of pics.  you see, one day, cam'ron, timmy d, sara, and myself were Bored so we decided to have fun with cam'rons potato cannon.  we invented this game where cam'ron would shoot the potato in the air and timmy d and i would try to catch it in a empty bucket. again kids, dont eat rubber cement, or motor oil.  here a some pics:

the game...                                                                                 me screwing timmy d...

i dont care if you dont like them, i do...bitch

finally, i was inspired today to start a club.  i was listening to michael bolton's version of "when a man loves a woman", and i am starting the official "michael bolton is better the midgets, leprachauns, llamas, donkies, rosie o'donnel, vitamin C, and the letter K all put together and multiplied by 1,000,000,000 club"

now accepting aplicants.  acquire within...

later.

[	mood	|	hopeful	]
[	music	|	elton john	]

how i spent my thanksgiving break:

tuesday:  hpractically had a class of '04 reunion.   good times.

wednesday:  slept, then had some good times with more friends.

thursday:  slept, watched foot ball, schooled my grandma in SCRABBLE (yeah, thats right i play SCRABBLE, and i will take you down too, that is no lie) ate, slept, ate, slept, ate, slept

friday: went shopping with my mom.  it was my first balck friday experience.  i was scared.  there are some hardcore moms out there that will fight you to the death for 75% off of a best of michael bolton CD.  gees.  at night went to matt's house and had a fire.  when cushions burn they turn into the fire goo of death.

saturday: me and my fellow nerds reitired to our nerd lair (my basement) for some halo.  and other activities.  bah ha!

sunday: came back to school.

good times, good times.

i think that ought to do.  farewell my faithful readers.  yes, all 4 of you.  tee hee.

later.

[	mood	|	tired	]
[	music	|	stupid U2 song	]

this isn't a fun or interesting update but i need to know something...

am i the only person sick of that new U2 song that they play during that iPod commercial...

i swear, i f i hear it like 20-30 more times, i am going to gouge my eye out with a eusty spoon

that's all

your thoughts?

[	mood	|	tired	]
[	music	|	catch 22	]

hmmmm

all the money i earned this summer is going away...and that makes me a sad panda.  this entry is dedicated to the crap hole that is Mr. Z's.  working in the Mr. Z's produce department is probably one of the worst jobs...right behind crack whore and the monkey that they test STD medications on.  and the sad thing is i spent two and a half years there.  but my point is, and yes i do have a point, is that i'm afraid im going to have to spend my thanksgiving break there to make some money.  maybe i'll just rob a bank...and i'll be on the FBI's most wanted list...and they'll surround this house that i'm hiding out in...but they dont storm in because i'm holding the FBI's pet llama hostage...and he is stuck in a moral bind...he has to decide to let me go...or blow up the house containing me and the llama (yeah, they'd blow up the house because i'm one bad mofo)...but instead of them blowing up the house i bust out using my nun-chucks and my radical samurai skills...and they'll be like "whoa...those are sweet nun-chucks"...

anyway, screw you Mr. Z's, and i'll see you over thanksgiving...

here are some pictures from the radical RBF show last night...

all the other pics are bad...

im done.

[	mood	|	crazy	]
[	music	|	forces of evil!!!	]

time to update...im sorry to keep the 3 people that actually read this waiting...been a little busy running for president after all.

so lets see, the past couple days i had soo much work to do.  i was probably working harder then a cheap whore on nickel night.

but alas, i survived.  ok...time to rant...and todays subject is everyone's favorite class, survey of mass media.  i would just like to say that this class is about as fun as that one time i dangled my dingle inside that piranha tank (reason #27 why i'm not allowed back at the zoo).  let me give you a run down of what a usual survey class is like.  i show up about 5 minuite early and kinda just chill.  then my professor begins to talk and i stare at the window for about 15 minutes.  for those 15 minutes i contemplate either A) jumping out the window and putting an end to my misery, B) throwing my professor out the window and then we have a big class party with donkies and fruit punch and leprechauns as far as the eye can see.  unfortunately, i do non of these and attempt to learn for the remaining time.  today i thought of other things that would be more fun then wasting 50 mins of my time in survey of mass media. 

the list consists of:

1.)  baking cookies

2.)  eating tree bark

3.)  mastur...i mean sleep

4.)  drinking a gallon of toilet water

5.)  clean my bathroom with my tongue

oh well.  there are only 4 more weeks of mass media.  i think i'll survive.

i would like to leave you with a picture.  its of the garbage can in my hall.

i would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that millersville is supposed to be a dry campus. ha!

later.

p.s.  RBF on wednesday...bitches

[	mood	|	content	]
[	music	|	senses fail	]

finally figured out how to upload pictures... this calls for a celebration...no, not that kind, put your pants back on...im going to make you look at pictures from the Reel Big Fish (WOOOOOOOO) and Dashboard Confessional concert from the beginning of october.  (some of these were taken by ashley, yay ashley) shall we?                                                                                                   

^Holler!                                                                                  ^Dan on bone and John on trumpet

^ Scott's a dork                                                                      ^ i like this one

^ a little dashboard...                                                                ^ alex, myself, and rich rocking it

^ alex and ashely                                                                   ^ result of a RBF pit

ahhh good times.  going to my 7th RBF show on the 10th of november...that makes me happy in my pants.

one last picture not from the concert, but i feel that i must share this picture with anyone who might actually read this...the people in the picture seem to be thrilled about this picture and they want everyone to set it as their desktop.  its going to get naughty in here!

farewell.