got a bone to pick with reality

journal...

2005-07-09T05:16:09Z

i'm sorry for ignoring you journal...

i promise it won't happen again....even though it probably will.

summer is fun. i like seeing old friends, but i miss life at millersville. only a little more than a month and i'll be back at school. hooray.

hmmm...what else?...

i got nothing. i'm so bad to you journal...why do you keep taking me back?

its official...i hit rock bottom. i'm talking to my journal.

next update will be better.

woops

2005-02-21T20:09:00Z

this is me updating

and having nothing really important to say

these journals are silly...

all most as silly as a one legged midget riding a unicycle...

tee hee....

evesixer @ 2005-01-20T20:41:00

2005-01-21T01:50:28Z

#346 and #347 why i'm going to hell...

ok, so i have wellness class, and for those who don't know its like gym/health gone crazy. anyway, since there are so many amish people around MU, there are these 2 amish girls in my class...and we were playing tag the other day, cause thats what we do in college level gym class, TAG! soooo, i was it, and of course me being the fat kid i am i couldnt really get anyone. then i saw the one amish girl and noticed she was being bogged down by her dress that was down to her ankles. that was when i decided the amish girl was going to be my victim...so yes, me being the lazy kid i am i tagged the amish girl. oh well, atleast she wasnt in a wheel chair..

the other reason i'm going to hell is today in my intro to communicology class, theres this blind kid. before i go on let me say #1 i didnt tag him and #2 i really do commend him for going to college and actually living on campus, it is really amazing what he is doing. anyway, we were watching a movie and the prof said "ok, let me turn on the lights" and she proceeds to turn them on. after she did, the blind, or seeing impared kid goes "i think the light bulbs are broken, i still can't see". from that point, i was holding back my laughter soo hard cause i didnt know if i was aloud to laugh, cause no one else was really laughing. i wanted to laugh so bad cause i thought it was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time, cause he said what a lot of us were thinking...or atleast me...

bah oh well...i would just like to apologize to the amish girl and the seeing imparied kid...wait...its not like either of them can read this....i'm sorry i can't help myself. i'm going to hell, i'm evil.

there goes my new years resolution of laughing with the handicapped...not at...

but really, i do commend the amish girl and the seeing impaired guy for going to college...it takes a lot of courage. still doesnt change te fact that i'm going to hell.

here i come satan...

evesixer @ 2005-01-16T18:02:00

2005-01-16T23:06:12Z

WANTED:

Name: Doug Brien

Reason: Breaking hearts of Jet fans by missing 2 game winng field goals

i want his head on a platter...

back to my sulking...

evesixer @ 2005-01-10T18:07:00

2005-01-10T23:24:45Z

its been a little while...my bad

see what happened was some guy bet me i couldnt drink a gallon of paint, but i told him i could. i did it then went into a coma for a bit. i think it was because it was green paint. man...

christmas break was fun...except the last couple of days when we lost power...bah. see, the news told everyone it was due to the wicked ice storm, but i know the real reason: giraffes. no joke.

oh yeah, new years was fun to, but i got tired and took a nap in my car:

enough jibba jabba.

later.

ahhhh college...

2004-12-11T18:43:52Z

with the close of my first semester of college approaching, i would like to reflect on the past three months.

the events that transpired:

3 lost student ID's...oops...15 bucks to replace too....i suck

good grades....hooray

consuming ceratin beverages...

good concerts...

unicorns...

ahhh good times, go to college kids.

i would definitely have to say that i couldn't imagine any other way to spend three months...i made a lot of new good friends as well as kept a lot of the good friends that also came to Millersville, and i still love all my home friends more than chocolate covered midgets. thank you to all my friends...everyone.

much love.

later.

celebrate good times

2004-12-02T05:25:04Z

i am updating at 12:10 AM...why? i dont have to go to class tomorrow morning! that makes me so excited i just want to cover my self from head to toe in purple ketchup.

anywho, with all my free time, time for some pics. first, the what to hell happened to us pic of me and alex:

so young, so much potential...see kids, this is why you shouldn't eat rubber cement...

next, i'm a fan of these next couple of pics. you see, one day, cam'ron, timmy d, sara, and myself were Bored so we decided to have fun with cam'rons potato cannon. we invented this game where cam'ron would shoot the potato in the air and timmy d and i would try to catch it in a empty bucket. again kids, dont eat rubber cement, or motor oil. here a some pics:

the game... me screwing timmy d...

i dont care if you dont like them, i do...bitch

finally, i was inspired today to start a club. i was listening to michael bolton's version of "when a man loves a woman", and i am starting the official "michael bolton is better the midgets, leprachauns, llamas, donkies, rosie o'donnel, vitamin C, and the letter K all put together and multiplied by 1,000,000,000 club"

now accepting aplicants. acquire within...

later.

how i spent my thanksgiving break

2004-11-29T21:45:20Z

how i spent my thanksgiving break:

tuesday: hpractically had a class of '04 reunion. good times.

wednesday: slept, then had some good times with more friends.

thursday: slept, watched foot ball, schooled my grandma in SCRABBLE (yeah, thats right i play SCRABBLE, and i will take you down too, that is no lie) ate, slept, ate, slept, ate, slept

friday: went shopping with my mom. it was my first balck friday experience. i was scared. there are some hardcore moms out there that will fight you to the death for 75% off of a best of michael bolton CD. gees. at night went to matt's house and had a fire. when cushions burn they turn into the fire goo of death.

saturday: me and my fellow nerds reitired to our nerd lair (my basement) for some halo. and other activities. bah ha!

sunday: came back to school.

good times, good times.

i think that ought to do. farewell my faithful readers. yes, all 4 of you. tee hee.

later.

nothing

2004-11-20T20:24:02Z

this isn't a fun or interesting update but i need to know something...

am i the only person sick of that new U2 song that they play during that iPod commercial...

i swear, i f i hear it like 20-30 more times, i am going to gouge my eye out with a eusty spoon

that's all

your thoughts?

i pooped my pants when i was 6 years old...

2004-11-18T01:20:54Z

update-dee-da-roo-nee time...and there was much rejoicing. only a couple more days until thanksgiving break. that makes me so excited that i want to strip down to my birthday suite and smother myself in apple sauce and wrestle pigs... this is what chaps tom's ass: tests! they suck. a lot. and when i mean a lot, i mean a lot. bah! what else can ramble about? who remember eureka's castle? cause i sure do! i miss that show. magellan was my favorite character. and his tail...oh that tail....the laughs i had. i don't recall any of the other characters names. but i remember that i liked that show. hmmmmmm... thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. football and stuffing your face then passing out on the couch. could life be any better? well maybe if i filled up a little pool full of gravy and got to wrestle my grandma. just kidding...im not that sick and twisted. the pool of gravy isn't neccessary. i think that ought to do it. later.

hey my little alternative girl...

2004-11-12T02:54:26Z

hmmmm

all the money i earned this summer is going away...and that makes me a sad panda. this entry is dedicated to the crap hole that is Mr. Z's. working in the Mr. Z's produce department is probably one of the worst jobs...right behind crack whore and the monkey that they test STD medications on. and the sad thing is i spent two and a half years there. but my point is, and yes i do have a point, is that i'm afraid im going to have to spend my thanksgiving break there to make some money. maybe i'll just rob a bank...and i'll be on the FBI's most wanted list...and they'll surround this house that i'm hiding out in...but they dont storm in because i'm holding the FBI's pet llama hostage...and he is stuck in a moral bind...he has to decide to let me go...or blow up the house containing me and the llama (yeah, they'd blow up the house because i'm one bad mofo)...but instead of them blowing up the house i bust out using my nun-chucks and my radical samurai skills...and they'll be like "whoa...those are sweet nun-chucks"...

anyway, screw you Mr. Z's, and i'll see you over thanksgiving...

here are some pictures from the radical RBF show last night...

all the other pics are bad...

im done.

update time....yay!

2004-11-09T00:09:14Z

time to update...im sorry to keep the 3 people that actually read this waiting...been a little busy running for president after all.

so lets see, the past couple days i had soo much work to do. i was probably working harder then a cheap whore on nickel night.

but alas, i survived. ok...time to rant...and todays subject is everyone's favorite class, survey of mass media. i would just like to say that this class is about as fun as that one time i dangled my dingle inside that piranha tank (reason #27 why i'm not allowed back at the zoo). let me give you a run down of what a usual survey class is like. i show up about 5 minuite early and kinda just chill. then my professor begins to talk and i stare at the window for about 15 minutes. for those 15 minutes i contemplate either A) jumping out the window and putting an end to my misery, B) throwing my professor out the window and then we have a big class party with donkies and fruit punch and leprechauns as far as the eye can see. unfortunately, i do non of these and attempt to learn for the remaining time. today i thought of other things that would be more fun then wasting 50 mins of my time in survey of mass media.

the list consists of:

1.) baking cookies

2.) eating tree bark

3.) mastur...i mean sleep

4.) drinking a gallon of toilet water

5.) clean my bathroom with my tongue

oh well. there are only 4 more weeks of mass media. i think i'll survive.

i would like to leave you with a picture. its of the garbage can in my hall.

i would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that millersville is supposed to be a dry campus. ha!

later.

p.s. RBF on wednesday...bitches

ladies and gentlemen...

2004-11-04T04:21:09Z

ladies and gentlemen....miss mandy boger:

mandyboger: this is a tough speech
face the musac: yeah
mandyboger: are you seriously doing midgets?
face the musac: yeah...
face the musac: i found a lot of good books
mandyboger: you cannot be serious
face the musac: yeah
face the musac: its great
mandyboger: wow
mandyboger: that is amazing
face the musac: a lot of good pictures
mandyboger: i cant believe that
face the musac: you never heard of people having pet midgets?
mandyboger: no way
face the musac: wow
face the musac: i find that hard to believe
mandyboger: i thought you were joking with me
mandyboger: um i live in the country we dont really have any midgets around there
face the musac: yeah we got two at home
mandyboger: shut up
face the musac: harold and judy
mandyboger: are you serious
mandyboger: WHAT
face the musac: yeah
face the musac: they're great
face the musac: they're part of the family
mandyboger: shut up
mandyboger: you'rejoking
face the musac: except they sleep in the garage
face the musac: next to the dog
mandyboger: TOM

p.s. see previous entry if you havent already.

gorman 2044

ah ha

2004-11-03T03:37:39Z

so yes, i voted today. i went home to do it. home is nice. had a nice dinner. super duper!

i have a feeling we won't have a definite winner after tonight.

i heart the democratic process. one day i will run for president, and as president i will out law pants and remove the letter e from our alphabet. our nations animal will no longer be the eagle, instead it will be a jar of mustard. i will dismiss our current form of currency and replace it with gummi bears (reds being the highest, and greens the lowest). our national anthem will no longer be "star spangled banner"...it will be "raining men". lastly, the show "laguna beach" will be banned from the air waves, and all the creators will be shipped to antartica.

i hope to get your vote.

thomas c. gorman, 2044

victory is mine

2004-10-29T22:18:17Z

finally figured out how to upload pictures... this calls for a celebration...no, not that kind, put your pants back on...im going to make you look at pictures from the Reel Big Fish (WOOOOOOOO) and Dashboard Confessional concert from the beginning of october. (some of these were taken by ashley, yay ashley) shall we?

^Holler! ^Dan on bone and John on trumpet

^ Scott's a dork ^ i like this one

^ a little dashboard... ^ alex, myself, and rich rocking it

^ alex and ashely ^ result of a RBF pit

ahhh good times. going to my 7th RBF show on the 10th of november...that makes me happy in my pants.

one last picture not from the concert, but i feel that i must share this picture with anyone who might actually read this...the people in the picture seem to be thrilled about this picture and they want everyone to set it as their desktop. its going to get naughty in here!

farewell.

the doofmaster

2004-10-27T21:00:26Z

i had a cool entry here but then amanda yelled at me cause she couldnt see the pictures then i tried to fix it but then i made it worse and now its beyond fixable...maybe ill re-do the post tomorrow...im going to go cry in the corner and wet myself

Hot Damn!

2004-10-26T17:42:13Z

i slept till 12 today....which means i missed earth science

damn, now ill have to wait till thursday to learn about rocks...

the class would be so cool if a one legged midget with a lisp wearing a batman costume taught it.

nothing against dr. price, but that would be so sweet.

oh well...

where was i...

2004-10-25T01:03:57Z

wow, its been a couple months since i updated this...i forgot i had one of these again...go me.

well here's a brief reveiw of the past months:

summer: work, jamiaca, concerts, and donkies...lots and lots of donkies.

current: learning at Millersville...its fun.

there, now you know.

ill try to make some of these updates a little more entertaining.

im done.

sick...

2004-04-05T23:34:34Z

so this weekend i was talking with a couple friends, and sicknesses came up. and i was like...yeah i'm lucky, i havent been sick in a while.

then...

today i wake up feeling funny. come home and it was ugly. i think christmas dinner from 1997 came up. and it doesnt taste better coming back up. its a mess.

i hate being sick.

oh well, miss norah jones will make me feel better. nothing soothes like the sound of norah.

later.

bah

2004-04-04T18:19:10Z

lit crits are the devil.

so are left handed midgets.

atleast thats what the bible says...read the fine print.

later.

my friends

2004-03-31T02:15:01Z

interesting conversations last night:

BlackGlassesGuy (9:12:49 PM): my pokemon bring all those nerds to the yard
and there like, do you wanna trade cards
damn right, lets trade some cards
ill trade you
but not my charizard
pVdrummer24 (9:46:13 PM): i hate you

and thats not it:

JaleBate 04 (10:09:31 PM): i designed my dress
JaleBate 04 (10:09:44 PM): im kinda proud of it
pVdrummer24 (10:09:51 PM): thats cool
pVdrummer24 (10:10:14 PM): good...so it def. wont look like my dress
pVdrummer24 (10:10:23 PM): cause that would just be embarassing
JaleBate 04 (10:11:02 PM): yea
JaleBate 04 (10:11:02 PM): lol
JaleBate 04 (10:11:02 PM): wait...
JaleBate 04 (10:11:09 PM): youre wearing a tux, right?

thank you jenn and bear for mak ing me smile.

thats all.

happy b-day to alex.

later

whats the haps

2004-03-29T21:05:51Z

very eventful week.

got into ithaca...that makes my booty go *smack*.

perhaps a reel big fish, rx bandits, and catch 22 tour. if that is true my pant will not remain dry. speaking of reel big fish, 22 days until that show.

3/4 through my senior year. to quote that song from dirty dancing "and i had the time of my life". yeah, i watch that dirty dancing!...and oprah.

hmmm...its alex's b-day tomorrow...everyone say hapy 1-8.

i think im done.

does anyone even read this?

later.

holler

2004-03-23T02:14:30Z

so then i was like:
"uh oh, what the hook gon be? i dont need no fucking hook on this beat! all i need is the track in the backround my head phones loud and keep the beat going round 'cause im gonna rip one"

then they were like:
"check that, rewind it back lil john got the beat that make the booty go *smack*:

then i was like:
"to thw windooooooooow, to the wall, to the wall,
watch the sweat drip down my balls, and all these bitches crawl"

then they were all like:

"when i move you move, just like that, hell yeah hey dj bring that back!"

then i busted a cap.

ahhh the wonderful world of rap.

st. patty's day

2004-03-17T22:30:29Z

well it is a good day to be 1/8 irish. woo hoo.

lets admire the things that the irish people contributed to society:

guiness
conrned beef
potatoes
guiness
flogging molly
mr. crosby
guiness
shamrocks
boondock saints
and....
guiness

man the irish rule.
well anyway, to celebrate st. patty's i decided to listen to flogging molly all day and watch the greatest movie ever: the boondock saints. got to love it.

34 days until Reel Big Fish. holler.

im done.

later.

take it mr. slave

2004-03-16T23:24:55Z

well the musicals over...kinda sad.
but good friday should be a good time.

well even though i bombed a calc quiz first period, today wasnt that bad. there is no way i could've passed because i didnt have one answer i was %100 sure of. ha. stupid optimizations. yar!

bit of good news. reel big fish will be returning yet again to croc rock april 20th. sweet. something to look forward to.

i really need to start saving money. when you work one day a week for a grand total of $45 you can't really save much. oh well.

ok. done rambling.

later.